When Fella saw this wacky floral jumpsuit, he said, “You look like a rejected clown!”.
It is rather clown-like!
I’m inclined to agree with him! This looks absolutely ridiculous as-is!
There’s no time for clowning around…gotta get to work!
I knew I didn’t want to leave this in its jumpsuited state, so I used my seam ripper to unpick the crotch, as well as down each inside leg. :)
…because legs don't need sleeves!
And of course, these Then, I chopped off the legs a bit.
Your kind isn't needed here!
I put my future dress on my dress form. It’s way too big, and I need to close up where the legs used to be. Out came the pins!
Closing it all up! :)
Taking it in!
I ran the front and the back through my machine.
I’m almost done! All that’s left is to hem that bottom raw edge.
Now I have a cute dress…perfect for a lunch date with one of my best buds! :)
Such a gorgeous day!
When I found this $1 jumper at the thrift shop, I thought it might be fine as-is. But when I tried it on, I noticed something.
If I moved my hands, you’d notice it too. :/
Do you remember how I said this jumpsuit gave me a case of camel toe that rivaled the Prancercise Lady’s? Well…we have a NEW winner! :/ There’s no way in hades I’m going out in public while wearing this thing…not as-is anywho!
I grabbed my scissors and started cutting! First, I snipped off those tiny ruffly things from the front of the jumper.
Then, I cut the seams from the crotchal region of the jumpsuit, like so:
Almost done! :) I pinned the cut-up crotch part to make a straight line with what would end up being my new top.
I stitched each side down…
…then chopped off the excess material with my pinking shears. since the original hem of the former shorts lined up perfectly, I didn’t have to stitch a new one. :)
I tossed on my new top, and headed off to a movie night with friends!
Did I mention it has pockets?!?
Our film du jour was this bit of Simon Peg/Nick Frost awesomeness!
You’re probably wondering why I’m holding the head of one of our former presidents on my hand. For some delightful reason, our host had a few laying out for our enjoyment (and confusion).
The mind reels!
Of course, masks are always fun!
Two of my least fave prezzies!
As some of you who know, I’m going off the sauce for a couple of weeks. This was Day 1.
Don’t worry! It’s just (non-alcoholic) Ginger Beer! :)
I have good & healthy reasons for giving my beloved booze a break. But as you can see, I’m still fully capable of being interesting & weird without it. ;)
Hi! I’m back! :)
I was woefully absent last week for a few reasons, including being busy, being a little under the weather, and completely botching 2 intended refashions (Yep…it happens to me too). :/ I hate hate hate when I mess up a refash, especially when it’s from being rushed and/or careless. I get frustrated, and it makes me not want to try again.
I’m going to salvage my Wannabe Wednesday flop this week (I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!), but in the meantime, here’s something fun for you. :)
Wait…did you miss that? Here it is again.
Well hello there, stranger! ;)
You are looking at a very strange handmade jumpsuit. That’s right. Someone went to the fabric store, chose the most terrifying thing they could find, then made something truly frightening from it.
Hi kids! Allow me to haunt your dreams!
There is something truly evil lurking in this fabric.
Long-time readers of my blog know I’ve dealt with a clown suit refashion in the past, but could I handle this one? Yikes…even I wasn’t sure, especially with two recent failures under my belt. :/
But I had to try!
First off, I needed to hide those awful clowns as much as I possibly could. I tossed the jumpsuit into a bath of dark navy dye.
In ya go!
I left it in its bath for about 40 minutes or so.
The dye job was a HUGE help in de-creepifying this one. :)
Unfortunately, it was still a jumpsuit, and a jumpsuit that gave me a worse case of camel toe than the Prancercise Lady‘s. :/ Not to worry! I unpicked the inner leg seams, right up through the crotchal region.
It’s a finicky business.
I put my soon-to-be dress on my dress form, and pinned those legs together to make a skirt.
Then, I stitched my new front and back seams down.
I cut off that extra fabric, then turned my dress right-side out. I cut off some of that length (which thankfully removed a couple of those scary clowns).
Sorry guys. :/
I gave the bottom of my new dress a new hem, and was all done!
The final step!
I think this garment is much less scary now, don’t you?
One of my faves!
It was a tad chilly out, so I added on a simple black cardigan.
Just warm enough!
I rocked my new frock at the World Beer Festival with friends!
Ready to taste 200 beers! :)
Love these guys. :)
After tasting many many beers, I had to head off to a super-secret X-Marks the Spot dinner event! The location and theme were completely unknown until I showed up at the designated meet-up point to get my map.
Imagine how surprised I was to be dining in Hades!
Hmmmn…Hades doesn’t seem all that bad actually.
I initially felt pretty awful for poor Persephone…:/
Don’t eat it!
…but was eventually distracted from my concerns. ;)
Look! The underworld even has tasty cocktails! :)
Such a perfect day! :)