Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!  Whether you’re in a relationship with someone special or a swingin’ single, I hope yours was marvelous!  My V-day dress certainly wasn’t going to put anyone in the mood for fun and romance when I first put it on. Yech!  Those hideously malformed shoulder pads!  Those too-short sleeves!  That icky length!  Plus, it was about as boring as it could possibly be! Not to worry!  I have a plan!  First off, I removed the pads and the weirdo buckle-thing from the back of the dress. Oh…check these out… I removed those silly fake pockets from the front of the dress with my seam ripper. That’s better! …