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Cute as a Button
Jazz Hands! Today’s dress reminded me of my high school chorus’ (which I never joined…partially due to the ugly uniform) dresses, hence my show choir pose. At least I look happier than this chick… As the only singing I was gearing up for was taking place on the Karaoke stage, not a high school cafeterium, Changes had to be made. First off, I easily removed the velcroed-in shoulder pads… and stuck them on random objects in my house. What you can’t…
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Purplesaurus Rex
Today’s dress started off as a large blob of grapey purple. Its purple hue reminded me of something tasty from my childhood though. Ah…Purplesaurus Rex! You ranked a close second behind Pink Swimmingo as my favorite Kool-Aid flavor of all time! Sadly, this Grape-Lemonade flavor is no more. Happily, I can at least salvage this dress in its memory. RIP, Purplesaurus! 🙂 Obviously, it was too big and shapeless for me. I put it on inside-out and marked with safety pins where…
