When I received a pair of tickets in the mail for the annual Free Times Best of Columbia Party, I was delighted and surprised!  I started freelancing with them this year, but still didn’t expect to be invited to one of THE best parties of the year! This year’s theme was “Yacht Rock”, and I had just the nautical number for the evening!   Oh dear.  This would not do.  Those shoulder pads!  That terrible fit!  And what about these?!?     My first priority was to get rid of those massive pads!     I knew I needed to raise that dated waistline.  The quickest and easiest way to…